Winn Elliott would rather

  • DRINK A ZIMA

  • WORK AT ENRON

  • STEP ON A RUSTY NAIL

  • GET RE-CIRCUMCISED

  • HAVE A ROOT CANAL

  • CRUISE ON THE TITANIC

  • EAT PICKLED EGGS

  • KISS A BARRACUDA

  • PET A PORCUPINE

  • ROOT FOR ALABAMA

  • HAVE EXPLOSIVE FARTS

  • WATCH "BARNEY LIVE"

  • SWIM WITH PIRAHNAS

  • SMELL DIRTY SOCKS

  • LISTEN TO ELMO

  • BE STUCK ON MYSPACE

than update a website.